MAYOR HENRYS BUZZWORDS -COWARD CROOK LIAR

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EVER NOTICE WHEN THERES FLUFF EVENTS OR FLUFF NEWS- PR- THE MAYOR IS RIGHT OU T FRONT- OR HIS PAL- PSD YORK?
BUT WHEN THERES BAD NEWS-  SHOW UP AT A SHOOTING SITE WITH INNER CIOTY MININSTERS ; WEL- THEY LET THE CHIEF OF POLICE "TAKE THE BULLET"?
WHERE IS YORK AND HENRY? HIDING? THIS IS WHY VOTERS DESPISE SAD SACK POLITICIANS, AND WHY HENRY AND YORK HAVE TO GO.. ASAP.
IM VOTING BOTH THESE SOBS OUT. ID VOTE FOR NAZIS IF THAT WAS THE ONLY CHOICE.
HMM- MAYBE THATS HOW THE NAZIS GOT VOTED IN?
THINK ABOU T THAT ONE..

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CITY COUNCIL DRINKING GAME—BEGINNER’S VERSION: You can watch City Council meetings live stream (http://afw.pegstream.com/). To make it more interesting, to help keep you focused, or heck… just to “swallow” some of the things that get passed, I invite you to participate in the City Council Drinking Game. Grab your favorite beverage---alcoholic or non-alcoholic—and your favorite glass (can be a shot glass or a Red Solo cup) and drink according to these rules:

If you are a Republican—start out by taking 6 drinks. Just because you are a Republican and admitting that is the first step to recovery.

If you are a Democrat – start out by taking 3 drinks. Just because you are a Democrat and admitting that is the first step to recovery.

If you are a Libertarian – start out by taking 0 drinks. Hey, until you can get someone elected to Council, you don’t deserve a “starter” drink. Just sayin….

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f you are not associated with any political party – start out by taking 9 drinks. You are a taxpayer and trust me, you are going to need those drinks. 
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Take 1 drink for each Councilman that shows up on time.

Take 2 drinks if a Councilman shows up late and you voted for him….and then smack your forehead. Hard. Twice. Homer Simpson-style. Really---what were you thinking??

Take 1 drink for each person that speaks before Council…and doesn’t ask for money (i.e. no tax abatements, no phase-ins, no economic revitalization credits, no CEDIT, no LOIT, no COIT, no Capital Improvement Board (CIB) money, no Legacy Funds, etc).

Take 2 drinks for each person that speaks before Council…and ASKS for money.

Take 1 drink for each YES vote.

Take 2 drinks for each NO vote.

Take 0 drinks for each ABSTAIN vote.

Take 1 drink for each minute any Councilman speaks on any subject where his commentary lasts longer than 3 minutes. Take a bonus drink if you are using an egg timer! 

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Take 1 drink for each comment made by a City Councilman that pats himself on the back.

Take 2 drinks for each comment made by a City Councilman that pats another Councilman on the back.

Take 3 drinks for each comment made by a City Councilman that pats Mayor Henry on the back. Take a bonus drink if you elected that City Councilman….and if you are a Republican, a Libertarian, or an Independent, then smack your forehead. Hard. Twice. Homer Simpson-style. Really---what were you thinking??

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take on drink for everytime "Sally the homeless hamburger helper lady" steps up to speak and scold the city govt for not helping the homeless.
take 4 drinks for every time TOM COOK steps up to speka anc complain about something on the south side of town- because youll need that many drinks so he makes sense.. 
take a drink when bob bastian steps up to speak- well- hes a former USMC- cheers. other than that, well.. hes a realtor so hes plugging his biz.
GAG yourself - every time the CC allows schmucks like tim pape to hog the mike for over the allotted 3 minute time.
Gag yourself- everytime CC Crawford Gavels someone into silence when the speaker hits a raw nerve with the Cc; criticizes the FWPD; or other non- PC matters that really matter..

fire up the mower with a 24 oz beer( or 2 arm rest cupholders- - whenever the CC p-55's off everyone and a citizens "filibuster/pitchfork and torch uprising ensues- with dozens of angry citizens or employees to speak about the CC, the Mayor, the FWPD; neighborhood; or anyof the other "usual suspects"
- because why waste valuable daylight- it will be an hour at least, your lawn will look swell; and you can DVR it and watch it at your leisure- later in the evening replay- better than NYQUIL and Vodka.. 

go in the kitchen and wash your dishes when Mitch Harper speaks- hes long winded, ambles about nothing of import; self serving hog the time mayoral campaign pontificating; and - oh- you woint have to read any of the OBITS in the news- he'l tell you all about the deceased; in detail.
be sure to note what he says- because he plaigiarized it from someone else if its public policy. 

take a drink if harper and Jehl recuse/ abstain- last votes which wont matter anyway because the vote is done deal- so as to appease their conservative base "well- dont blame us- we voted against it- its all those moderates; rinos dinos; and henry rubberstampers.. 

applause?
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